alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Alive.
So much puke
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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