where am i from again
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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