Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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