That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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