scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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