was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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