Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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