He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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