How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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