im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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