I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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