Need sex. Gaining weight.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm like, not good at living.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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