After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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