Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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