so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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