I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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