im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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