You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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