You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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