i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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