i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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