Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
