cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
4 words: hood of his car
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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