Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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