i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.