Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.