I need help removing her.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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