Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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