I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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