I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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