Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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