I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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