Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do vagina's smell?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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