I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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