You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
We had sex on a dog bed..
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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