Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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