i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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