he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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