Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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