S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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