i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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