Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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