i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
