3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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