I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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