Dual....:-)
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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