So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We left an ass print on the piano.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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