You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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