apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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