I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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