dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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