Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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