hell yes lets make some ravioli
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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