why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
