Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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