apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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