Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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